Everything I do, I do well. I’m not being boastful, I swear! It’s just a fact. For example, I’m an excellent swimmer. Made better certainly by all the training in the Gulf of Mexico. (Have you ever swam with a ball in your mouth while navigating some serious waves, managing to keep your head above water AT ALL TIMES? No? I didn’t think so.) I’m also an excellent runner, especially if I’m chasing bunny rabbits or other fluffy little creatures. And, eating, fuhgeddaboudit! I can clear a plate in record time and still give you a complete critique of ingredients, presentation and the chef’s technique.
The place where I truly excel, however, is hands down in the arena of napping. I take the best naps of anyone I know. If napping were an olympic sport, I’d be a gold medalist! I mean, I can get cozy and catch some ZZZs anywhere. It’s a gift really. So, being the totally giving, caring canine that I am, I’ve decided to share a few of the secrets of my napping success. You may wanna take notes.

Porch Napping
Beginning nappers should start with the basics. The porch, front or back, is a good place to begin to refine your own napping style. Find a nice spot in the warmth of the sun, stretch out and think about relaxing things like gluten-free cookies or a beautifully seared duck breast. (BTW, that’s George there in in the pic in the foreground totally stealing my spotlight. Camera hog!)

Floor Napping
Once you’ve perfected the outside nap, move inside for a little floor napping. Same principles apply. Just curl up and think happy thoughts. (Why is George in this pic, too? Is he on a chair!? Gives me an idea…)

Chair Napping
Ok, I know my eyes are open in this example. It’s because I was rudely awakened by my people talking loudly about “new upholstery” and “no animals on the furniture”. I know! Animals on the furniture! Definitely not cool. I’m on the look out now for animals in the house. Haven’t found any so far, but I’ll let you know when I do.

Guest Room Napping
Wow! I know a lot about napping. Have you been taking notes? Guest room napping is my way of warming the place up for visitors. It’s the least I can do. I love visitors and I go out of my way to be a fantastic hostess. You are welcome.

Left Side Napping

Right Side Napping
The piece de resistance of napping is definitely hunkering down on my people’s bed. Left side or right side, you can’t go wrong here. It’s THE best place to nap.
Now, I challenge you to begin your own napping journey. Go forth and conquer. Or at least dream about it.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011